David Rose Mouse Pad — "Oh, I Won't Be Doing Any Of That, But Thank You"

A Schitts Creek inspired playful, low-key mouse pad that brings a touch of iconic David Rose dry humor to your desk. Pale blue neoprene provides a smooth glide for your mouse while the bold black typography and stylized hair-and-eyebrows silhouette make a subtle statement: polite refusal, served with style. Stitched edges and an anti-slip rubber base keep this compact pad steady during everyday browsing, remote work, or late-night gaming. It’s sized to fit small workspaces or accompany a compact keyboard, and the one-sided, full-front print keeps the design bright and readable against the soft background. Easy to wipe clean and built to last, this pad adds personality to routines without shouting for attention. Product features - Anti-slip rubber base for a steady, wobble-free surface - Smooth neoprene surface (3mm) for effortless mouse gliding - Full-front one-sided print with bright, intense colors - Stitched edges for a durable, premium finish - Compact size 9" × 7" (24cm x 20cm), easy to clean Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.